Gav's Instinctive Travel Bloggage

Here is OLD "meet the member" interview done with me for the ohh.com forums but a few of the questions were either in jokey or just OLD so I decided to re-take this interview circa Sept 2006...it is a piss take so enjoy as I re-take this interview....

Famous Forum Funny Man "Jobe" is the interviewer...

Jobe: First off Gav, how does it feel being chosen as THE interviewee for the return of the famous Meet the Member series?

Gav: Bloody fantastic. I mean, I'm touched, Jobe.

J: Questions too hard already?

G: not really...i don't give up that easy.

J: You privately bitched to me a few months ago about wanting to be chosen and I ignored you. How did that feel?

G: Like and emo in a bathtub, friend.

J: How long have you been a compulsive liar for?

G: Since birth.

J: Have you ever been chosen for the return of anything else famous?

G: The Caffeine Show was my return to Radio in full...look how that turned out...

J: If you could be chosen for anything that involves being chosen, what would it be?

G: Rosie Beaton's boyfriend

J: Now to the question we all want to know the answer to: are you a republican or monarchist?

G: Republican

J: If you were chosen to be the first president of Australia would you change your mind on the issue?

G: Hell No. Bye Bye Lizzy

J: If Rosie Beaton was unavailable who would be your desired first lady?

G: Rosie wouldn't be able to resist....but if not...a Suicide Girl suffice.

J: If I told you that I was going to kill a seal if you don't kill a seal, what would you do?

G: Kill a seal, then kill you for threatening to kill the seal, then kill myself for killing a seal... Make sense?

J: How would you feel afterwards if it was all a big trick and the only seal I had was an old fridge seal?

G: I'd kill you. LOL.

J: Moving on, which of these sentences is true?

*pause*

G: Not the last one.

J: And how did you deal with the emotions that came with an event that monumental and life-changing?

G: What event....?

J: Are you denying that it happened?

G: What happened? The seal thingy I try and erase that.

J: When did you lose most of your self confidence? Was it a specific event?

G: High School...

J: I ran out of questions about 10 minutes ago but we still have heaps of time to go. Did you notice?

G: No, I didn't.

J: Does that reflect on my masterful interviewing skills or your lack of perception?

G: Both.

J: Are you aware that your self consciousness is blaringly obvious in all of the responses you�ve given me?

G: Self consciousness? Explain this concept to me, Jobe.

J: I'd really rather not.

Any final words to your adoring fans?

G: I'll miss you...if dont get laid in Melbourne much...

J: We�ve run out of questions but still have time left. Since you rushed me on this I don�t have backups. So I�ll use questions I asked my last interviewee �

Hypothetical question here: Say I was a lady trying to woo you, take you out for a bit of a day on the town, we wind up in a food court, what place are you going to and what are you ordering?

G: McShit....the hook is in deep and I hate it....and for the lady who was doing the wooing....it would be worst thing put in her mouth all night....

J: And would we sit in a booth, those bar seats or at a table? If we had our pick of the joint, of course

G: Yes, we would sit in the booth.

J: If I asked you what do you do in your free time? Music, tv, eating, computers, rock climbing, reading, sleeping, etc? How would you answer?

G: At the moment...write this blog, socialise and do my radio course shite.

J: If your free time wasn't free, saaaaaaay 20 cents and hour, would you still pursue that activity or save up that time to buy something like... candy?

G: Radio. I have money for LOLLIES! Please get it right...

J: This finally brings us to the end of the interview. Any final words or thoughts for the people? Anything to say to the ladies who will now see you as utterly amazing?

G: I snuggle afterwards...

J: Thanks for you time....