Gav's Instinctive Travel Bloggage

Hi Kids,

Back Again for another installlment of "Gav's Instinctive Travel Bloggage".

"Golly, What A Day"

I went to a lovely part of the world yesterday..the Mornington Pennisula. I was shown around the joint by a friend of mine from the area (thanks very much)....and I must say....it reminded me a little of "home" (just the overall feel and look of the place reminded me of Bunbury and the rest of the South-West). But, Mornington.... I'm a huge fan of the dramatic cliff faces and HUGE swell...which we dont get in WA....BUT....still WA has the beaches in the world....sorry Victorians.

But one thing I would like to share with is a WARNING!

If your in Portsea. VIC....don't go to the beach with YOUR food....I encountered some of the most vicious bastard seagulls you'll ever encounter....These soulless fucks, love to hover overhead while your enjoying the view at the beach AND while you enjoying some of the best Fish N Chips you've ever encountered (they were SUPERB) these heathen birds sit about 6 feet in the air (and 3 feet above your head)...WAITING TO SWOOP YOU AND YOUR FOOD!!!!

"An Artist Impression of the attack"

I HATE seagulls at the best of times...but this just made me think they are soulless, evil, mindless creatures (like West Coast Eagles Supporters and Gretel Killeen). Yet somehow still are manically clever and cunning enough to use the prevailing wind for thier advantage of attack and pestering.

FUCK YOU, SEAGULLS....I HAVE REALISED, HELL IS BEING A SEAGULL ENJOY YOUR LIFE FUCKHEADS!!!!

*ahem*


"Here We Go, Again"

It's AFL Grand Final Time...and the Swans are thier AGAIN!!!...

YEAHAYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!











GO SWANNIES!!!!

My Awesome Sydney Swans Football Club are in the Grand Final again...and this year our opponant is the fucking West Coast Eagles Again!!

I Hate The EAGLES...and their pretensious, fuckwit supporters....(trust me i'm glad to be AWAY from W.A this week).

I used to like the Eagles before Grand Final Week, Last Year. I was toutured, publically humilated and RESFUSED SERVICE AT A TAKE AWAY PLACE!!! (that really pissed me off as you can tell) for wearing my Swans Colours.

So, it felt OH, SO FUCKING SWEET!!! When the Swans Won the Premiership by 2 points.

This Year we face them again....So...

BRING IT ON, WEST COAST!!!

Regards

Gav