Friday, October 06, 2006
Part 9: Xtreme Karaoke....XTREEEEEEEME!!!!!
Out of all the things i'd see myself doing....Karaoke...not one of them...
I normally HATE Karaoke (dumb-shit bogans singing shit songs BADLY!!!)....but a shit week and a bit coaxing = Gav does Xtreme Karaoke....
Note: I love the "Xtreme" thing...makes it sound different...and "indie cool".
Anyway...one thing I will hand out a compliment on....the selection of GOOD music...and the sexy ladies that attend this night.
When I saw Notorious BIG's "Mo Money, Mo Problems" and the Beastie Boys "Get It Together"...i was like....."fuck...alright....i'm up for it".
So on-stage I get for my Karkoke Debut...my comrade Pat along side..we squeezed out a SHITE rendition of that Biggie track (with no thanks to the DVD tell us the wrong lyrics n shit).
After watching many a drunk get up and do fine performences of classic tunes (at least there was no Jimmy Barnes)....I get up for a solo rendition of "Get it Together" by the Beastie Boys. For those that don't know...it's a done for 4 MC's (The Beatsies and Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest)....i'm not a pro rapper by ANY stretch of the imgaination, so it was sinful showing...but no one cared....they were all VERY drunk by this point...so my poor performance didn't matter too much....thank fuck!
But NEVER AGAIN!!! No more Karaoke for me...anyday soon.
Love and Lack of Breath Control
Gavin
I normally HATE Karaoke (dumb-shit bogans singing shit songs BADLY!!!)....but a shit week and a bit coaxing = Gav does Xtreme Karaoke....
Note: I love the "Xtreme" thing...makes it sound different...and "indie cool".
Anyway...one thing I will hand out a compliment on....the selection of GOOD music...and the sexy ladies that attend this night.
When I saw Notorious BIG's "Mo Money, Mo Problems" and the Beastie Boys "Get It Together"...i was like....."fuck...alright....i'm up for it".
So on-stage I get for my Karkoke Debut...my comrade Pat along side..we squeezed out a SHITE rendition of that Biggie track (with no thanks to the DVD tell us the wrong lyrics n shit).
After watching many a drunk get up and do fine performences of classic tunes (at least there was no Jimmy Barnes)....I get up for a solo rendition of "Get it Together" by the Beastie Boys. For those that don't know...it's a done for 4 MC's (The Beatsies and Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest)....i'm not a pro rapper by ANY stretch of the imgaination, so it was sinful showing...but no one cared....they were all VERY drunk by this point...so my poor performance didn't matter too much....thank fuck!
But NEVER AGAIN!!! No more Karaoke for me...anyday soon.
Love and Lack of Breath Control
Gavin
# posted by Team Caffeine @ Friday, October 06, 2006 
